Bigots

Have you ever noticed how much it offends a racist to be called a bigot?

If I could rename my father, I would call him, Waldo.  I could always find waldo. 

Fake business idea

I want to make a fake business website that sells items that don't exist, like Jetsons cars and miniature giraffes and then take it to scientists and say, "look, I've got 20,000 orders for this products, get on inventing this.  

Drive to work

I love the drive to work.  It's the only time I get to read anymore. 

Ordained

If you were ordained, would you mary me?

Hispanic Racism

Americans need to stop trying to oppress latin Americans.  They oppressed african americans until heroes stepped up, and change was forced.  So, unless Americans want to have March as Latin American History Month, and a holiday named after an assassinated hero ( probably named senor martin julio rey or manuel equis), that the southern states refuse to ratify until the federal government forces them to give the day off. 

Don't repeat history and end up with a situation where all month we hear about every day inventions that were invented by hispanics. 

I gave myself a raise

I gave myself a raise at work today.  I sat on a phone book.