Fake news

George Washington died today while visiting to the BASF chemical company.  A spokesperson for the company commented that he "could not tell a lye."

Instructor of Online Phys Ed

The education system in America is trying to adapt to the new technological society we live in.  Colleges are looking for ways to integrate technology into the classroom to give students a better experience and preparedness.  

However, perhaps Georgia Perimeter College took it a step too far by posting a job on Indeed.com that requests an Instructor of Physical Education to develop and teach online coursework.  

Is that going to be the laziest gym teacher ever.  The teacher is watching the class from his vacation home in Florida, while the whole class runs on Treadmills in front of webcams. 

Child support

My father owes me so much child support that when he dies I'm afraid I'm gonna get stuck with the payments.

Free Documentaries

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."  -Groucho Marx (1890-1977)

Read more: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/g/groucho_marx.html#ixzz1gUH9NciD

If you must watch, I recommend checking out this documentary haven online.  

FreeDocumentaries.Org

Waiting on bankers

I waited on a party of bankers, and they left me an 18% tip. 

Petition o n supreme court case

Petition - A Petition to Support the Saving American Democracy Amendment : Bernie Sanders - U.S. Senator for Vermont

Today's Music - Gordon Goodwin's Big Phat Band

Enough with the funny business.  Enjoy a quality big band piece from Gordon Goodwin's Big Phat Band.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KM3GJbbxFo