Sommelier Jobs

If you type a search into monster.com for the esteemed wine position of "Sommelier", the first result is featured employer, Taco Bell.  

New joke

I was going to be a suicide bomber when I grow up.  But my career ended up being a dud.

I wanted to be an actor that plays suicide bombers, but my career never blew up. 

If I publish these jokes, will the FBI come to my house?  Or even worse, TSA? 

Can I get a laugh for world peace? 

Old joke

I heard an old joke about a terrorist:

After the war, I met a suicide bomber.  He went on six missions.